suddenly realizing you’re a furry like
If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money
I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people.
wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?