telapathetic:

when someone tries to argue with me on a subject i know more aboutimage

(Source: telapathetic)

gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

plumblesbumbles:

at the pet store like

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bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

idioticteen:

harrystyls:

what is white culture

clapping after an airplane lands

sancly:

One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit

(Source: settles)

vayena:

my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague

averagefairy:

the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared

blackgirlwhiteboylove:

Our African Wedding

My wife and I just had our African wedding celebration with her side of the family. It was off the charts.

<3

(Source: rocknrollercoaster)

spreaditlikeavirus:

afgaganistan:

flipping your pillow over to the cold side

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Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.

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(Source: sandandglass)

fat-amy-for-president:

hardener:

person: get off ur high horse

me: image

that is a giraffe. try again.

(Source: 6592)

venomxblast:

inceptionisntimpossible:

more-than-one:

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Any curse, chain mail, whatever reblog or you’ll ____ post.

Has now been broken.
Enjoy your day/night as a free/safe human being~

bless your soul

you beautiful perfect being